Day 20 - Where's my husband?!

Dear Afghanistan,

This is an official request to have my husband sent home. Here's my list of things I need for him to do - it should only take a few days and then you can have him back for awhile.

1. Clean the dog poop from the back yard - 20 days worth is a lot.

2. Clean up the vomit while we go through this stomach bug - seriously I can't do vomit.

3. Give the dog a bath - she reeks.

4. Open the salsa jar that is currently sitting on the counter mocking me.

5. One unspoken.

Thank you!

Sincerely,

His wife